Mad About Our Valentine’s Day Mad Libs Contest!

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and if you’re in Boston you should check out Flirt Fest, “The Sexiest Anti-Valentine’s Day Party,” with our $10 deal for two tickets to the party! Get into the love holiday spirit with a HomeRun version of that old timey sleepover staple, Mad Libs! Remember the times when you only needed a pencil and paper to have rollicking good times with your friends? Hearken back to those days of yore by filling in the blanks on our Valentine’s Day-themed Mad Libs love letter. Just copy the letter below and fill in the parts of speech with anything you want (keeping it PG-13, please). Post your results either on our Facebook page or in the comments section below this post. The funniest entry will win $25 in HomeRun credits! You have nothing to lose except bad grammar, you (adjective) (noun), you!

To my (adjective) baby,

You are so (adverb) wonderful. When I knock on your front door, you are the only (noun) in my (part of the body).  I think about you everywhere, from (geographic location), to the top of your (noun). You should be nominated for a (prestigious award) because you are made so (adverb). Each second away from you feels like a (adjective) forever, but I know that we will one day be (verb) together. I woke up today and realized how (adjective) your (number) (noun) sounds whenever I hear your voice. (person near you) says that we aren’t meant to be together, but I know (plural noun) will one day (verb). Please, tell me how much you (verb) me. Until we (verb) again…

Your little (type of food),

(first pet’s name)